I was just starting to notice how much
dial-up internet connections are being replaced as the prime information access point of the world's internet surfers when I hear another one of those portable printers being released by Canon. I think the Canon people are in a hurry to push mobile computing to the world! In this modern age, you just don't have to be communicable -- even on the road, you need to have portable printing capabilities to go with it! I just don't know about this portable printing stuff, but I just don't give a damn about it since I'm no fan of mobile printing!
This is because I imagine myself on a long bus ride to the beach when I suddenly have goosebumps from my mobile phone's vibratory capabilities. Then my boss, who always manages to find me wherever I am because of my mobile phone, suddenly barks up a so-called request for printing some documents while I'm on the road. He knows I have mobile printing capabilities since I received a portable printer from him. So, instead of breathing in the scenery and enjoying a brawl my bus happened upon, I find myself printing my way to the damn beach! I may even be paid extra for the effort, but c'mon, man, give me a damn break!
But, for you insistent fools out there, here's another one of those
portable printers from Canon. The i80 Color Bubble Jet Printer is just what you need when you think mobile printing is just what you were looking for to add a little spice to your oh--so-boring damn life! Sure, it would be a real treat since it would provide you with quality print-outs even while your on the road, but I, for one, wouldn't shell out even a dime for this damn printer! I'm better off with a pack of Marlboros than this printer. At least with cancer, you'd have more peace of mind than this mobile printing and whathaveyou thing!
